Thursday, January 6, 2011

Writing Magazine and the perfect submission letter

I don’t know if you’ve seen this month’s copy of Writing Magazine (although it’s January, it’s the one dated February!)  If you do – and it’s on sale all over the UK in big outlets such as WH Smith’s and so on – you’ll see an article by me in it. It’s called, “How I Got Published” and more or less does what it says on the tin, so to speak. The article is the start of what will be a regular series, where AN Author answers the only question any unpublished writer ever wants to ask:  how did you do it? Luck? Magic? Bribery?

The thing is, there’s no one single answer and the various articles charting the path to publication will make interesting and surprisingly varied reading.  However, somewhere along the line, the chances are you’ll need a submission letter.  I mentioned this in the WM piece, because I was lucky enough to attend a workshop given by a leading agent, Simon Trewin, on how to write the perfect submission letter. I didn’t have space in the article to go into the detail, so here it is.  The bits in italics are culled from Simon Trewin.  The example letter is all mine…

How To Write A Submission Letter

Tell them what you're sending and why you're sending it to them.

For example:

Dear Agent X,

The Bible by God.  774,750 words

I enclose the first three chapters, the blurb and the synopsis of my book, The Bible, which is part history, part ethics, part philosophy and a guide to Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About The Afterlife But Were Afraid To Ask.

I am sending it to you as I can see from your website you represent other historical, philosophical, ethical and religious authors/Your author, Eweshould B. Solucky, recommended you/Insert other reason here.

Brief thumbnail description of the material here.



For example:

The Bible describes the history of the world as seen through the eyes of an ancient Middle-Eastern people, charting their loves, lives, conquests and failures. It ends as we look forward to a new life in a new world.  Or, as Oscar Wilde, one of my readers put it: "It starts with a man and woman in a garden and ends with revelations."

Why you wrote it.  Show the agent you're passionate about your work.

For example:

I wrote The Bible because I wanted the human race (to which so many of my readers belong) to justify my ways to Man, as John Milton might say.

Possible markets - who it will appeal to.

For example:

The Bible will be of interest to historians, philosophers, those interested in a practical guide to Ark-building or has ever wondered what to do when faced with a plague of locusts or frogs, plus domestic tips such as exactly how to remove that troublesome Writing on the Wall and everyone who’s ever Wanted To Know About The Afterlife But Were Afraid To Ask.

Nice things people have said about your work.



For example:

A wide range of people have commented on The Bible. Abraham Lincoln said, “It is the best book which God has given to Man,” the poet Samuel Taylor (“The Ancient Mariner” and Kubla Khan”) Coleridge stated that “For more than a thousand years The Bible has gone hand in hand with civilization, science and law,” and the American comedienne, Elayne Boosler, reflected on how it is a mirror of some very human failings: “My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

Your letter should be on one page only. If you’ve got space, add a brief biographical bit.  If it’s relevant to your book (eg if you’ve written a crime story and you’re a policeman definitely put it in but it’ll probably come in the “Why I wrote it” section.

Otherwise you can leave it out.



For example:

I am the Almighty, the All-Knowing, the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions and the still, small voice of calm.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours, with all best wishes,

God.

14 comments:

  1. Oh, Dolores, I can't tell you how much I loved this! A classic!
    Have you read Salley Vickers' Mr. Golightly's Book? If you have, you'll know why I ask. If you haven't, DO!
    Another thought, you should send this article to Salley Vickers. I just checked, sure enogh, it's www.salleyvickers.com

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  2. And the rejection letter would read... ;)

    Great article, and that series sounds great, too. Where will it appear, Dolores?

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  3. Wonderful, Dolores! Apart from being a great way to illustrate a submission letter, you've shown me why my first book took so long to get published...it contained not a word about Ark-building or plagues of locusts, and no review from Abe Lincoln!

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  4. Thank you so much, Donna! Yes, I have read and very much enjoyed Mr Golightly and I'll send it to her, as you think she'll enjoy it. You don't have know some interesting people!

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  5. Jenny, I think the rejection letter would read something like this:
    Dear God,
    Thank you for letting us see a copy of your work, The Bible.
    However, although we found it of interest, we regret to say that we have recently published another work by an Almighty, an All-Knowing, a perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe who is also the object of worship in monotheistic religions and the still, small voice of calm and therefore cannot consider your work for our list at this stage.
    We feel that your work would benefit from some revision - perhaps practical advice to remove Writing On The Wall could be included in a "Top Tips" section, ie "Bleach; Vinegar and soda water; If this doesn't work, try fasting for forty days and forty nights."
    There is some advertising potential in The Bible so perhaps you could approach a publisher with Dentists on their lists (to see to the teeth that are ground) or a fashion house (for the rended garments.)
    The title of the last section of The Bible needs some thought. Rather than "The New Testament" we suggest a much more positive name, such as "Never Say Die!"
    Thank you for submitting your work and be assured of our best wishes in placing your work in the future.
    Yours sincerely
    D'vil and MayCare

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  6. As a fellow writer I thank you for giving me the first good laugh of the day! Submission letters are hell to write, but clearly, God has the answer.

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  7. Dear Sir,


    I am sorry to say that while your book submission interested us it has already been done, several times. Some writer called Vickers (or possibly Vicars?) tried to interest us in your project a few years ago and we had to give her the same answer. We appreciate your efforst but we regret to tell you that omniscience is no longer in demand as we now have Goggle to supply any deficiencies. We do, however, wish you luck with other publishers

    Yours etec

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  8. Dear God,
    Thank you for your submission. We regret to inform you that your book does not meet our needs at this time.

    Best of luck,

    The Agents.

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  9. Love the rejection letter. Isn't that just exactly what would happen!
    So somewhere along the line in your advice column to the pre-published you'll need to include dealing with rejection. (Be sure to include having a friend lock up the sharp knifes.)

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  10. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Monty. Monty said: RT @JimmyWriter: Pitch letter to agent by first time author God: http://tiny.cc/shpoc [...]

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  11. Late breaking news: Freak weather disaster...
    A dramatic storm today destroyed an office block which housed the well-known literary agency D'vil and Maycare. Eyewitnesses described seeing several thunderbolts strike the building, which immediately caught fire and burnt to the ground. Further reports of a sulphurous smell and a thundrous voice declaiming "Vengeance Is Mine" are being investigated. Adjacent blocks were completely unharmed, a fact described by the emergency services as "a flaming miracle." D'vil and Maycare's insurers commented: "This unfortunate incident falls under the classification of Act of God."

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  12. This is marvelous! Not only good advice about submissions, but a really good look at the Bible and what it means. Thank you for sharing.

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  13. Who but God would get 3 rejection letters for one submission?
    Oh Jane, wonderful! That's a scene Neil Gaiman and Terry prachett could have used in GOOD OMENS!

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  14. Donna, I had no idea you'd read GOOD OMENS. Isn't it a wonderful book? And soooo funny, too!

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