Sunday, July 12, 2009

Talking at the Portico

I gave a talk in the Portico Library, Manchester this week, together with three other crime writers.  There was Kate Ellis, Cath Staincliffe and Martin Edwards and the whole thing was organized by Dr Jennifer Palmer, a “Mystery Woman”.  That doesn’t means she lurks round corners with a cloak and black mask – unless there’s something she’s not telling us – but that she’s part of the Mystery Women group who publish an excellent magazine containing reviews and articles.  Martin Edwards, (who’s another one who, at first glance doesn’t seem much like a Mystery Woman either) was rather nice about me on his blog.  Cheers, Martin!  Martin’s blog, (called “Do You Write Under Your Own Name”) says I was Lively and Entertaining.  Well, you know….   I'd like to put a photo in at this point of us all in action, but for some mysterious reason, the ruddy thing won't upload.  And, as the reason for that is lost somewhere inside printed circuits, I can't take a spanner to it.  *Sigh* Still, Martin's got a picture on his blog (like, I'm not jealous or anything!) so you can see it there.  Sniff.  I wish my computer did pictures.  It always has done before.  Double sniff.

Martin, in addition to having a computer that blinkin' well works,  goes from strength to strength.  He won the CWA short story dagger last year and has two series and a stand-alone book, Dancing For The Hangman, about Crippen in print and contributes to no end of anthologies and so on.  Not only that, but he’s got a full-time day job as a solicitor.  I genuinely don’t know how he does it.  I think he might have nicked Hermione Grainger’s time-turner. 

I was in excellent company and the atmosphere was relaxed and friendly.  It’s fascinating that writers who write such different books should gel together so well. My sister-in-law, Jenny, was desperately impressed that I’d been on a panel with Cath Staincliffe.  Jenny’s a huge fan of Cath’s books and was really pleased when I was able to say what a nice person she was.  My Dad, on the other hand, loves Kate Ellis, and it impressed him no end I was mixing in with “real” (ie – he’s heard of them) writers.

The Portico Library is somewhere I’ve always fancied going in.  I used to pass it on my way to work every morning in Manchester Library. (That's the big one with the impressive dome).  It’s tucked round the corner from Manchester City Art Gallery and is picked out by a blue plaque, saying it was founded in 1806 and it's not really changed much.  To go inside is like travelling back in time.  It’s a private library and combines the functions of a club, library and coffee-house.  The books are numerous, ancient and leather-bound and the Reading Room is crying out to have a Baronet with a dagger of oriental design in his ribs lying punctured on the rug. 

It’s a small building – or, at least, it seems so.  It actually has Tardis-like qualities, as it expands dramatically once you get into the building proper.  The Portico frequently puts on exhibitions and, if you’re in Manchester, it’s well worth taking a look.  You feel as if it should be frequented by gentlemen in knee-breeches and, if you close your eyes, I’ll swear you can hear the rustle of silk from long-gone dresses whispering by.  One Portico institution who’s a absolute gem is Muriel. (She doesn't wear silk dresses - at least not at work, I don't think). Muriel is 80 and does the cooking – brilliantly.  The buffet was splendid.  On the way out there’s a picture of a raised hand and underneath it says, “Stop!  Have you paid Muriel?”

            Love it. 

Last week’s blog had a pleasantly surrealistic touch, as I presented a crossword without a grid. I simply couldn’t get the “grid” to upload and still can’t. I tell you, the problems I have...  However, here are the answers.

 

Clues


 

1 Across and 2 Down               Mrs Hudson’s famous lodger  

Sherlock Holmes, of course.  Wasn't Mrs Hudson a long-suffering woman?

3 Down:                                   Where the coded detective lives

Oxford - that's "Morse" of course.

6 Across and 4 Down            “- -   - - -“ (2 words) American West Coast crime as seen on TV

LA Law

5 Across and 17 Down            She does her detecting in Cheshire, perhaps?

Miss Marple – Agatha Christie was a frequent visitor to Marple

5 Down                                    According to TS Eliot, he’s “The hidden paw” but he and The Great Detective slugged it out at a waterfall

Okay, so I got the first bit wrong, (whoops!) but I was working these out really fast in the intervals of making butties and covering strawberries in chocolate for the buffet that evening.  “McCavity” is, of course, TS Eliot’s “Mystery cat/He’s called the Hidden Paw” and Moriaty is Sherlock’s nemesis.

7 Across and 18 Across            Jack Haldean’s first adventure (1,4, 5, 4, 5 words)

A Fete Worse Than Death (Yo!  Brilliant book!)

8 Down and 16 Down            “I counted them!” Richard Hannay steps up to his first adventure

The Thirty-Nine Steps - and what a truly brilliant writer John Buchan is.

9 Across                                  A misleading fish

A red herring!

10 Down                                  How many tailors?

Nine (natch)

11 Across                                Get on the Orient Express and you’ll end up in this continent

Asia – although nowadays it stops in Venice.

12 Across                                A favourite murder weapon

Gun.  You really did need the grid for this one.  Sorry.

13 Across                                Watch it, husbands!  Her indoors might slip this in your tea!

Arsenic – but try to use something more obscure.  Arsenic’s for beginners.

14 Across                                Whimsical Christian who rocks?

Peter (Wimsey) That’s his Christian name and “Peter”, as you know if you’ve been listening in church, also means “Rock”.

15 Across                                Not the garden of the police

Yard

19 Down                                  A Holmly writer’s profession

Doctor - either Watson or Conan Doyle

20 Across                                “Mr Holmes!  They were the footprints of an enormous….”

Hound, say we all.  Gosh, that's a great bit in the book.

21 Across                                Write with this in a shortened prison?

Pen (itentiary)

22 Down                                  The cruise of the steamer Karnack  brings death on this Egyptian river

Nile - AC's Death on the Nile.

23 Across                                “--- - and sound?  A good place for valuables

Safe

24 Down                                  Every Great Detective has a deadly one of these

Foe

25 Across                                If you hear a bomb starting to do this, run for it!

Tick

26 Across                                According to Dorothy L Sayers,  the “tailors” were these

Bells - and blimey, it was difficult to explain to my mate, Mary, how a tailor could be a bell!

27 Across                                Live and let live?  Not according to James Bond

Die

28 Across                                Become this, and you’ll be of interest to malefactors

Rich

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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