Sunday, August 19, 2012

Missing the Olympics

I don't know about you, but I'm suffering from POST, or Post Olympic Stress Trauma.  I'll be absolutely honest and admit that, although I was quite looking forward to the sport-fest, I wasn't counting the minutes or anything.  Then, when than blow-you-away opening ceremony was followed by all sorts of sturdy souls rowing, biking, swimming, shooting and fencing and so on, I couldn't move from in front of the telly.

When I did move, it was with the radio glued to my ear to catch the latest from Eton Dorney or the Equestrian events at Greenwich.  The true weirdness of sports such as handball (a walkover for the Argentines, you'd think - they can always be relied on to put a ball in the back of the net using their hands) and the unconfined hilarity of the Olympic Walk where everyone looks like Donald Duck were revealed.

Now it's all over, I feel like putting up hula-hoops in the form of olympic rings, in the hope they'll be tempted back, like some Greater Manchester version of a cargo cult, but reason tells me that the only thing to do is to sit it out until the para-Olympics.

Apart from anything else, it was brilliant to see everyone looking so cheerful all the time. Even - get this - Andy Murray.  Come to think about it, we were all ,ore than a bit cheerful about that one.  In his 28 Days Later thriller, Murray bit back. Wow.

There's been an awful lot said about the Olympics "inspiring a generation".  All I was really inspired to do was to Velcro myself to the sofa for a fortnight, but I get the point. It was like a shop window for all sorts of sports that look soooo much fun.   Anyone for Beach Volleyball?


When I did move, it was with the radio glued to my ear to catch the latest from Eton Dorney or the Equestrian events at Greenwich.  The true weirdness of sports such as handball (a walkover for the Argentines, you'd think - they can always be relied on to put a ball in the back of the net using their hands) and the unconfined hilarity of the Olympic Walk where everyone looks like Donald Duck were revealed.


Now it's all over, I feel like putting up hula-hoops in the form of olympic rings, in the hope they'll be tempted back, like some Greater Manchester version of a cargo cult, but reason tells me that the only thing to do is to sit it out until the para-Olympics.


Apart from anything else, it was brilliant to see everyone looking so cheerful all the time. Even - get this - Andy Murray.  Come to think about it, we were all ,ore than a bit cheerful about that one.  In his 28 Days Later thriller, Murray bit back. Wow.


There's been an awful lot said about the Olympics "inspiring a generation".  All I was really inspired to do was to Velcro myself to the sofa for a fortnight, but I get the point. It was like a shop window for all sorts of sports that look soooo much fun.   Anyone for Beach Volleyball?

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Olympic nuttiness

Wasn’t the opening of the Olympics great?  After the fabulous spectacle Beijing provided (those giant footsteps approaching the stadium were breathtaking) it was difficult to imagine how it could be topped.  Well, it wasn’t topped.  Instead, the director, Danny Boyle, took up off in a completely different direction, telling the story of how Britain came to be Britain in a wonderfully human and quirky way.  It was barmy to have real sheep and shire horses round the Glastonbury Tor, with Isambard Kingdom Brunel striding on to the Tor to declaim (as if they were his own thoughts) a speech from The Tempest. Barmy and totally right.  It was pretty economical as well, you know?  Shakespeare, Isambard Kingdom Brunel and Britain’s greatest Shakespearian actor, known to millions as Gilderoy Lockhart, all in one neat package.

The fact that Gilderoy Lockhart was there looked forward neatly to Joanna Rowling herself, reading about Neverland from Peter Pan and to have fifty Mary Poppins and a gigantic Voldemort seamlessly woven in was star stuff.

I’ve never seen an Olympic opening with so much humour – with any humour, in fact – and to have so many human voices and little stories integrated in to the big story gave us all a way in to the story Danny Boyle was telling.  Goodness knows what they thought in Beijing of Michael Fish, famously telling us that “A woman rang the BBC and said she’d heard there was a hurricane on the way...” but we all cracked up and as for Rowan Atkinson going off onto a dream of winning chariots of fire...

The star of the show had to be the Queen, though.  The shock when she turned round at her desk and was revealed to be the absolute honest to goodness, hundred percent gold Queen and not (as we expected) Helen Mirren, was just one of those unforgettable moments.  And, as the sequence progressed, wasn’t it great how it was obviously so much easier for the Queen to keep a straight face than Mr Bond himself?  Winston Churchill clearly approved and you can’t say fairer than that.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Frankie's Letter is on Amazon!

Product DetailsHere's the cover of the new book!  It was up on Amazon on Friday and I think it  looks really good.  When I first thought about the title,  a friend wondered if "Frankie's Letter" made it sound a bit too much like a saga.  Hmm.  It isn't a saga, of course, it's a First World War spy thriller, and I'd hate to give anyone the impression we're in Catherine Cookson land.    The thing is, that the whole story is about Frankie's letter - what it is, where it is and, most importantly, who is Frankie.  So the title stayed, because I liked it and it's directly related to the story.  There's a line in the first chapter said by a bloke who's just about to pop his clogs.  "Frankie's letter... Read Frankie's letter."  I hope you do!

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Frankie's Letter

I got the proofs through for the new book, Frankie’s Letter, in the week.  These are the printed proofs, which means I’ve got a really good idea of what the finished book will look like, which is, I have to admit, really exciting!

Frankie’s Letter is a bit of a new venture.  It’s not a Jack story – don’t worry, he’ll be back! – but a First World Wat spy thriller, with a new hero, the rather fanciable Dr Anthony Brooke.  Anthony studied in Berlin before the war and, in consequence, is an expert German speaker, a fact that makes him very useful indeed to the infant Secret Service.

I originally self-published Frankie’s Letter on Kindle, so I was absolutely delighted when Severn House bought it.  I mean, I love my Kindle and read and buy lots of books on it, but there’s something about a real book with proper pages that can’t be replicated.

Although Frankie’s Letter is set only a few years before Jack’s finest hours, it’s interesting how those few years bring a whole different tone to the writing.  It definitely has a pre-modern feel, in a way that the 1920’s books just don’t.  It’s a very sort of Edwardian feel that has somehow come out on the page without me being very conscious of exactly where the differences are.  Anyway, roll on September and you’ll be able to judge for yourself.  I haven’t seen the cover yet.  That’s the next good bit!

Friday, June 29, 2012

E Books

Breaking news, everyone!  I'm delighted to say that the first three Jack books will shortly be available as e-books from Severn House.  They're part of the Severn Select list and will be listed on Amazon soon.

By the way, have a look at http://www.hogwartsprofessor.com/

as a follow up to the Harry Potter and Mystery Fiction podcast - I just like being mentioned in the same sentence as JK Rowling!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Harry Potter, Agatha Christie...and me

mn-academia-new (1)Sometimes you just find yourself doing something completely different!  I was absolutely delighted when I was asked to be the expert speaker (!) on a podcast broadcast by the massive Harry Potter fansite, Mugglenet, about the links between Harry and classic detective fiction, as exemplified by the works of Agatha Christie, Dorothy L Sayers and the like.  It was co-hosted by two very big names in the Potter fan world, Keith Hawks, who runs Mugglenet and John Granger, who’s written a great series of books about the literary and philosophical influences in the Potter books.  John (bless him!) is also that rare and discerning creature, a lover of Jack and his adventures.  So, get your literary magnifying glasses out, pick up your deerstalker and magic wand and join us all for what turned out to be a fascinating literary discussion!

I had a great time and the podcast comes over really well.  Here it is

http://www.mugglenet.com/app/news/show/5795

and you can also listen on itunes.  Go on to the “Podcast” section of itunes and put Harry Potter or Mugglenet Academia into the search bar.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Supersize Viands

I watched a fascinating programme in the week about why we’ve all become fat.  At his point, I’m tempted to say, along with Winnie The Poo, “How long does getting thin take?”

Apparently it’s all the fault of sugar and corn syrup not, as was once thought, fat.  I mean, I don’t suppose fat makes you thin, but you know what I mean.  According to The Prog, an American dietician visited Britain in the 1950’s, watched us all whaling into the fish and chips (there were black and white grainy pictures of happy Brits doing just that) drew back in fastidious horror and promptly went home and started a crusade against fat. Not that, as far as I could see, the fish and chip lovers were fat, but hey, why let the facts get in the way of a good theory?  That prompted a whole range of low-fat foods which, of course, tasted naff.  They tasted better, everyone worked out, if they were sweeter...

Mind you, reading the menus of days gone by, it’s astonishing that we’re not all built like greyhounds in comparison.  Here’s the Victorians at breakfast in an excerpt from “The Servants’ Guide and Family Manual”.

“A fine damask tablecloth is laid over a baize or cloth cover; a plate. two small knives and two small forks are placed for each person, the serviette is folded mitre shape and stands on the plate, small glass cream-jugs and sugar basins for the use of two persons are placed the length of the table.”

In case you should get carried away and start whipping out the teapot, The Servants’ Guide and Family Manual carries a stern warning.

“Urn or teapot stands worked in beads or Berlin wool (I wonder what that was?) are bad style on a breakfast table.”

So no beading at breakfast.  “The stands should be of silver, electro-plate or china”

Yes, but where’s the grub?  We still haven’t got to the nub or crux of the matter, as The Servants’ Guide continues, “The sideboard is covered with a cloth, rows of knives, forks and tablespoons, one or two dozen(!) plates are placed upon it, also the cold viands...”

Thank heavens for that!  Grub’s up, everyone.

The “Cold viands” are “tongue, ham, game-pies, potted meat and the like; the hot viands” (I’m going to try and bring the word “viands” into ordinary conversation and see if anyone has a clue what I’m on about) “should be placed on a side table.” The H.V.’s are: “eggs and bacon, dressed fish, kidneys, cutlets, boiled chicken, savoury omelettes and roast partridges.  These things are served in silver dishes with hot water or a spirit lamp underneath.”

After a blow-out of that size, it’s quite a relief to see that lunch is described as, “an inconsequential meal” and as “a slight repast”.  Still, there’s always dinner to look forward to...

Supersize viands, anyone?